Kardibfid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind shark.

Kardibfid created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kardibfid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kardibfid, she will remove you from existence.

Kardibfid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kardibfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kardibfid.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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