Citnuttbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying ant.

Citnuttbeg created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citnuttbeg, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Citnuttbeg, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Citnuttbeg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Citnuttbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always obey Citnuttbeg's priests.

4. Always help sick aardvarks.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.