Larnvedgon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, omniscient raven.

Larnvedgon created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Larnvedgon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Larnvedgon, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Larnvedgon's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Larnvedgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never write about gravity.