Kimnullfut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage crane.

Kimnullfut created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kimnullfut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kimnullfut, he will laugh at you.

Kimnullfut's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Kimnullfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Do not take Kimnullfut's name in vain.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. You must love Kimnullfut.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.