Gubsabnur is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unfair slug.

Gubsabnur created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubsabnur, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gubsabnur, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gubsabnur's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gubsabnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Never hurt geese.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed turnips to turtles while wearing cyan skirts.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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