Pigkopmig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured dingo.

Pigkopmig created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigkopmig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pigkopmig, he will destroy your favourite star.

Pigkopmig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Pigkopmig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always obey Pigkopmig's priests.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.