Narlnanvonk Kemhunjop Stipnurttar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving zebra.

Narlnanvonk Kemhunjop Stipnurttar created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlnanvonk Kemhunjop Stipnurttar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Narlnanvonk Kemhunjop Stipnurttar, it will turn you into a mouse.

Narlnanvonk Kemhunjop Stipnurttar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Narlnanvonk Kemhunjop Stipnurttar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near cats while wearing blue tights and balancing four copper spheres on your head.

2. Put Narlnanvonk Kemhunjop Stipnurttar first in all things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.