Gomdinrap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent hyena.

Gomdinrap created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomdinrap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gomdinrap, it will laugh at you.

Gomdinrap's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gomdinrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Worship no other gods but Gomdinrap.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.