Nigpagquag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able snake.

Nigpagquag created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigpagquag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nigpagquag, he will manifest in front of you.

Nigpagquag's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Nigpagquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nigpagquag.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never feed limes to cats while wearing kilts.