Dobcamdit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, conceited wren.

Dobcamdit created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobcamdit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dobcamdit, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dobcamdit's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dobcamdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dobcamdit.

4. Erect five platinum sculptures of Dobcamdit on top of important buildings.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Dobcamdit on top of all buildings.