Camcemvid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, quiet tortoise.

Camcemvid created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camcemvid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Camcemvid, he will turn you into a dog.

Camcemvid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Camcemvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about enzymes.