Gatrat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, clever sheep.

Gatrat created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatrat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gatrat, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gatrat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gatrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never sprint in the presence of tortoises.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Always obey Gatrat's priests.