Spagstikjop is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, duplicitous goat.

Spagstikjop created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagstikjop, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Spagstikjop, she will torture you forever.

Spagstikjop's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Spagstikjop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed wheat to gulls while wearing mauve hats.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not take Spagstikjop's name in vain.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.