Cubhitcen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, wise lizard.

Cubhitcen created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubhitcen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cubhitcen, it will turn you into a worm.

Cubhitcen's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cubhitcen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Cubhitcen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never run near nematodes.

5. Do not listen to music.