Dagpangyimnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome spider.

Dagpangyimnutt created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagpangyimnutt, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dagpangyimnutt, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dagpangyimnutt's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dagpangyimnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.