Bognulbud is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating badger.

Bognulbud created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bognulbud, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bognulbud, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bognulbud's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bognulbud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not keep five dogs in a large pit.