Didnartxuckpagsugnarlpop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited tortoise.

Didnartxuckpagsugnarlpop created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Didnartxuckpagsugnarlpop, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Didnartxuckpagsugnarlpop, she will throw large rocks at you.

Didnartxuckpagsugnarlpop's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Didnartxuckpagsugnarlpop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Didnartxuckpagsugnarlpop in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the east.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.