Yartleggov is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing yak.

Yartleggov created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartleggov, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yartleggov, she will think nothing of it.

Yartleggov's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yartleggov's Holy Commandments

1. Yartleggov loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always help sharks in need.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never feed strawberries to foxes while wearing tights.