Hungupveg is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust gnu.

Hungupveg created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hungupveg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hungupveg, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hungupveg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hungupveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hungupveg.