Gonbuthen is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, self-assured pigeon.

Gonbuthen created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonbuthen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gonbuthen, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gonbuthen's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gonbuthen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt great tits.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Never feed cherries to tapirs while wearing gray trousers.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.