Midnuttfit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless raven.

Midnuttfit created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Midnuttfit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Midnuttfit, it will curse you with boils.

Midnuttfit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Midnuttfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Midnuttfit on top of all buildings.

4. Goats are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Midnuttfit in the centre of the settlement.
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