Yatwitsit is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, passionate weasel.

Yatwitsit created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatwitsit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yatwitsit, she will torture you forever.

Yatwitsit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Yatwitsit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown mites, for they are unholy.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not covet oxen.