Karyattbinpaspod is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient fish.

Karyattbinpaspod created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Karyattbinpaspod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Karyattbinpaspod, it will turn you into a goat.

Karyattbinpaspod's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Karyattbinpaspod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not take Karyattbinpaspod's name in vain.

3. Never paint your feet black.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.