Mapvogjop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous dog.

Mapvogjop created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapvogjop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mapvogjop, it will turn you into a duck.

Mapvogjop's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mapvogjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Erect four carbon sculptures of Mapvogjop on top of important buildings.

5. Do not keep seven tapirs in a large pit.