Mildussflig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Mildussflig created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mildussflig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mildussflig, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mildussflig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Mildussflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. Learn five new languages a year.