Flamlenpad Gombutpak is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty lizard.

Flamlenpad Gombutpak created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamlenpad Gombutpak, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flamlenpad Gombutpak, he will refuse to believe in you.

Flamlenpad Gombutpak's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Flamlenpad Gombutpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Never think about special relativity near tortoises while wearing white skirts and balancing eight nickel spheres on your chest.