Citdanfod Tonkinfemfen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Citdanfod Tonkinfemfen created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Citdanfod Tonkinfemfen, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Citdanfod Tonkinfemfen, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Citdanfod Tonkinfemfen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Citdanfod Tonkinfemfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

2. Feed all hungry seals.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not take Citdanfod Tonkinfemfen's name in vain.

5. Do not kill mice.