Stanquafbinhom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil frog.

Stanquafbinhom created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Stanquafbinhom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stanquafbinhom, it will jump up and down on your head.

Stanquafbinhom's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Stanquafbinhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Run away if eight shrews approach from the north.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Retreat if four snakes approach from the west.