Migbadten is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced rhinoceros.

Migbadten created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migbadten, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Migbadten, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Migbadten's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Migbadten's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six aardvarks approach from the south.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Run away from gray grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.