Nabladarp is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent dingo.

Nabladarp created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabladarp, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nabladarp, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nabladarp's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nabladarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Do not take Nabladarp's name in vain.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never jump in the presence of manatees.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.