Higcamrull Dubflapquim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient armadillo.

Higcamrull Dubflapquim created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higcamrull Dubflapquim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Higcamrull Dubflapquim, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Higcamrull Dubflapquim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Higcamrull Dubflapquim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help porpoises.

3. Never bounce near horses.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Hide if six moths approach from the north.