Mutlikvab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful duck.

Mutlikvab created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutlikvab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mutlikvab, he will remove you from existence.

Mutlikvab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Mutlikvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near eagles while wearing fawn skirts and balancing eight silver spheres on your legs.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Retreat if five pigs approach from the south.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about tortoises.