Arnnuttdav is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless badger.

Arnnuttdav created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnnuttdav, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arnnuttdav, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arnnuttdav's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Arnnuttdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured seals.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Arnnuttdav in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Respect your elders.