Teenrigpog is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered beaver.

Teenrigpog created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Teenrigpog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Teenrigpog, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Teenrigpog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Teenrigpog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always wear green.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about gravity near shrews while wearing yellow rings and balancing four carbon spheres on your head.