Sityattbid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish goblin.

Sityattbid created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sityattbid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sityattbid, it will not care.

Sityattbid's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sityattbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near tapirs while wearing red tights and balancing four nickel spheres on your neck.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sityattbid on top of all buildings.