Lipwitcussdog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish hummingbird.

Lipwitcussdog created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipwitcussdog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lipwitcussdog, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lipwitcussdog's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Lipwitcussdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about hamsters.