Lipdutlim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-knowing meerkat.

Lipdutlim created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipdutlim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lipdutlim, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Lipdutlim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Lipdutlim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lipdutlim.

2. You must pray to Lipdutlim four times a day.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Lipdutlim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always look after injured sheep.