Hatbellin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, kind grasshopper.

Hatbellin created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatbellin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hatbellin, she will turn you into a tree.

Hatbellin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Hatbellin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not hurt sharks.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Erect nine gold sculptures of Hatbellin on top of important buildings.

5. Never sit in holy places.