Rawflatcip is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent alligator.

Rawflatcip created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawflatcip, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rawflatcip, she will turn you into a mouse.

Rawflatcip's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rawflatcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never sing in the presence of sharks.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about stars.