Wabbogwitlimcubarfvan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, idiotic frog.

Wabbogwitlimcubarfvan created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Wabbogwitlimcubarfvan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wabbogwitlimcubarfvan, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wabbogwitlimcubarfvan's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Wabbogwitlimcubarfvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Retreat if eight birds approach from the south.

4. You must pray to Wabbogwitlimcubarfvan four times a day.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.