Midjapbell is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage naga.

Midjapbell created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midjapbell, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Midjapbell, he will turn you into a rock.

Midjapbell's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Midjapbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Put Midjapbell first in all things.