Godweeort is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, effective bee.

Godweeort created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godweeort, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Godweeort, she will turn you into a plant.

Godweeort's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Godweeort's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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