Honmisboss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, uncaring mongoose.

Honmisboss created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Honmisboss, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Honmisboss, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Honmisboss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Honmisboss' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near manatees while wearing white shorts and balancing six zinc spheres on your back.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Honmisboss.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.