Nanrenmisvog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering whale.

Nanrenmisvog created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanrenmisvog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nanrenmisvog, he will turn you into a plant.

Nanrenmisvog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nanrenmisvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Nanrenmisvog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Always look after injured tortoises.