Rulgensad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart salamander.

Rulgensad created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rulgensad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulgensad, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Rulgensad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rulgensad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Always pray immersed in water.