Dabbomdodtofhun is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, vain lizard.

Dabbomdodtofhun created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabbomdodtofhun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dabbomdodtofhun, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Dabbomdodtofhun's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dabbomdodtofhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never feed lots of figs to mites while wearing cyan scarves.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.