Tifnilgad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent mongoose.

Tifnilgad created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifnilgad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tifnilgad, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tifnilgad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tifnilgad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tifnilgad eight times a day.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never feed figs to porpoises while wearing dresses.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.