Fedgepcin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair unicorn.

Fedgepcin created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Fedgepcin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fedgepcin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fedgepcin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fedgepcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Never jump in the presence of pigs.

3. You must pray to Fedgepcin six times a day.

4. Fedgepcin loves swans, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look at galaxies.