Sawyokbem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sawyokbem created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sawyokbem, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sawyokbem, she will turn you into a rock.

Sawyokbem's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sawyokbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sawyokbem's name in vain.

2. Retreat if nine swans approach from the north.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.