Padgovcun is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, generous wren.

Padgovcun created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padgovcun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Padgovcun, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Padgovcun's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Padgovcun's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Padgovcun.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. You must pray to Padgovcun four times a day.

5. Never feed parsnips to ducks while wearing fawn tights.